- You have 3 pairs of socks on, and your feet are still freezing.
- You wear gloves, scarf, hat and a jacket – indoors.
- You wear your clothes to bed because you can’t face undressing.
- All of a sudden longjohns seem quite fashionable.
- You avoid washing your hair as you know it will take ages to dry it.
- You worry the toothpaste in the bathroom might freeze.
- The battery in your camera just calls it a day whenever you venture outside.
- Even your neighbour’s Saab doesn’t start.
- You actually look forward to eating soup.
- You stop arguing about who should do the dishes, because it doesn’t seem such a chore at all.
- The locals start saying that it’s a bit chilly.
- Your Norwegian boyfriend puts a hat on before going out.
- Politician talk about the homeless, and it’s not Christmas.
- You finally decide to forget about the gas bill.
- Breathing hurts.